Stella Case No. 105, Originally Published: 25 January 2006
While trying to use a can of hair spray, Lorraine Squicciarini found the nozzle was clogged. Run the nozzle under warm water, maybe? No way: with a can opener, she “opened a hole in the bottom of the Aquanet can in an attempt to clear the nozzle. The contents, including vapors and highly flammable and explosive materials,” blew out of the can.
“The pilot light of the gas range ignited it,” said the family’s lawyer, David Schoen. “She soon became engulfed in flames, turning her whole body, virtually from head to toe, into a ball of fire.”
Horrific. In the burn ward she begged to die and, the day after the accident, she did.
The cause of the accident is not in dispute. In fact, the quoted words above about how she pierced the can of hair spray with a can opener were from the lawsuit filed by Squicciarini’s daughters against Unilever USA, which makes Aquanet. The suit, filed in the Brooklyn Supreme Court, claims wrongful death. It seeks $10 million in damages plus $100 million in punitive damages.
The suit says the company manufactured a “defective” product and provided “inadequate” warnings and instructions on the can. “The printed warning against puncturing the can,” Schoen claims, “which was insufficient then, remains insufficient.”
You mean there already was a warning on the can that the victim ignored? Yes! Spray cans already warn that they should not be punctured. And hair spray cans note that the contents is flammable.
Do people really need to be specifically told in giant red letters on every spray can not to puncture it in the presence of open flames? And is it truly an outrageous act not to do that — so outrageous that the company is obligated to be penalized to the tune of $110 million to be paid to the family of someone who committed such a stupid act?
Squicciarini did not deserve a senseless, painful death. But it’s even more barbaric to blame someone else for an incredibly stupid thing she did to herself.
- “Kin Sue in Hair Spray Fire Death”, New York Daily News, 24 December 2005.
I found no updates whatever: I figure either Unilever paid a little bit to make the family go away quietly (i.e., a settlement), or the case was quietly dropped. I hope for the latter.
And by the way: the True Stella Awards has no association whatever with the Darwin Awards, and never has. The only thing we have in common is that we both serve a great need in the realm of online discussion, and we’re both signed with the same literary agent.
My 2022 Thoughts on the Case
Companies are often sued for not including a clear warning on their potentially dangerous products: lawyers say they should have clear warnings. In this case, the company was sued even though their product did have that clear warning. Yes it was tragic, but so is suing anyone over it.
Again as noted previously, several short cases were published “late,” so this really is a 2005 case.
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