May it Please the Court:
The True Stella Awards® were inspired by Stella Liebeck. In 1992, Stella, then 79, spilled a cup of McDonald’s coffee onto her own lap, burning herself. A New Mexico jury awarded her $2.9 million in damages, but that’s not the whole story. Ever since, the name “Stella Award” has been applied to any wild, outrageous, or ridiculous lawsuits — including some infamous bogus cases!
While there are not new cases coming, the classic cases are returning to this site as I can research updates — the “what happened?” if I can find out. You can subscribe to email notifications as those cases are posted a couple of times per week. Click here for the subscribe form.
Click here to see what full case write-ups are back on this site so far.
Why no new cases? Everything that I really had to say on the issue has been published in the True Stella Awards book. Click the cover to purchase an autographed first-edition hardcover, or here to get it on Amazon for your Kindle.
Yes, I meant all along to be entertaining, and you’ll see that in the book. After all, the This is True tagline is “Thought-Provoking Entertainment”!
But there’s also a deeper consideration that I addressed: are the people involved in the cases presented to you (a juror in the Court of Public Opinion) using the courts to redress justifiable grievances that can’t otherwise be settled? …Or are they trying to extort money from anyone they can? Are the lawyers involved champions of justice? …Or are they helping to abuse the system in the name of getting a piece of the action?
You be the judge!
Video: Randy Cassingham on DAYSIDE with Linda Vester on September 5, 2003.
“The extraordinary number of lawsuits, of which such a large amount are frivolous and completely abuse the legal system, is maddening! The Stella Awards at least let us laugh and, at the same time, be enlightened by them. Thank you for bringing this problem into an entertaining and critical light.” —Paul in California
Stella Awards is a project of This is True® — a weekly news commentary column featuring bizarre-but-true stories from legitimate news outlets from all over the world, all with snippy commentary by Colorado humorist Randy Cassingham (that would be me). If you like the Stella Awards, you’ll love the weird-but-true stories sent out once each week in This is True.
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No new cases are being published, so please don’t try to submit cases for inclusion on this site.
While there are no new cases coming, all of the previously published cases are returning to this site over time. You can subscribe to notifications as those classic cases are posted, scheduled for Mondays and Thursdays. Click here for a Stella Awards subscribe form.
Meanwhile, my flagship email publication This is True does continue to come out with new stories every week. It’s “Thought-Provoking Entertainment” like Stella, but uses weird-but-true news items as its vehicle for social commentary. It is the oldest entertainment newsletter online — weekly since 1994. Click here for a This is True subscribe form.